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BREAKING! Kween KYLIE's new album is GOLDEN & single DANCING!

From The Guardian:

As 2017 hangs up its hotpants, we’re further from Spinning Around than that song was from I Should Be So Lucky, so it is safe to say Kylie’s turn-of-the-millennium comeback has been something of a success. Kylie will be aiming for her 16th Top 10 album in 2018, with songs that showcase a new focus on lyrical storytelling via themes of “freedom, self-discovery, life and love”. “The album,” Kylie tells the Guide in a short but perfectly formed email that represents the absolute textual embodiment of that’ll-do-nicely, “is a collision of some elements of country and dance, made at the altar of Dolly Parton standing on a dancefloor.”

It will be Kylie’s first album for new label BMG, where she has been reunited with the A&R bigwig who oversaw her 21st-century relaunch, with collaborators including DJ Fresh and long-term associates Biff Stannard and Karen Poole. Recorded throughout 2017, it shifted gear following a trip to Nashville, where the album “found its heart”. “There’s a little bit of heartbreak, I would say,” Kylie noted in October. “But we bounce back. Most of it is super-positive and inspiring, as a note to self as much as anything else. I’m feeling great right now.” 
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The Madfruit Phrasebook
This topic serves as a guide to the phrases used on Madfruit by some of its users. If you've ever wondered just what the heck someone's saying while reading the topics here, all will now become clear (maybe).
I have started off with a few, but will need the help of other posters to refine existing definitions and add new ones, so start posting them! Thank you.
Adull = Adele, used in a derogatory way.
Ain't nobody got time for that = When someone hasn't got the time or patience to deal with a particular topic or person.
Albam = Album. First coined by Karen and brought here by Magical Froggy.
Alkylieda = Devoted fans (or stans) of Kylie Minogue.
All tea, all shade = An insult that is deliberately meant to be just that. The opposite of "no tea, no shade".
"I'm a giant boob-face" = A phrase used to identify a duplicate thread or post. Often accompanied by the smiley to denote the Forum Police. This phrase was popularised and is used most often by parkus
Archaeologists = Another name for Madonna stans. Came about because archaeologists are interested in very old things.
Attackt = Attack. This was a typo/spelling error made by Tony on Togerland.com that gradually became a common phrase, e.g. "no personal attackts".
Aye x = Yes
Baps, The = Dannii Minogue
Basic bitch = Someone who thinks they're better than they are. This phrase is used to put them back in their place.
Behosay, Beysus = Beyonce Knowles.
Beige = See "Chintz(!)"
Best x = Short for "all the best x". In practice, this is often used as a slightly passive aggressive way of dismissing a post without replying to it properly.
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Madonna - Rebel Heart: info and discussion
Full 13 tracks
Up to date list of demos that have/haven't leaked and rumoured song titles:
Official tracklisting of the 19 track iTunes release:
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There's a GRACE JONES documentary film out in October and we must be ready
In UK cinemas on October 25th  

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